Becca Fang is an Irish writer of bedazzled elegies, glittering obituaries, and erotic lesbian Twilight fanfiction. She is 24 earth-years old. She is Franz Kafka trapped in the body of a Hooters waitress. She is lobbying the Nobel Prize Committee to add a ‘Best Rack’ category and she plans to be the inaugural recipient. She is the only person who understands the true meaning of Donnie Darko (2001) and, no, she won’t explain it to you.